Inside information: There are celebrities in this story such as Destiny's Child; PYT; Dream; Pink; Lil' Kim; Aaliyah (r.i.p) and more.

THE GOOD; THE BAD; THE UGLY: 2001 novel
8 chapters: Rated R for language and violence

CHAPTERS:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8

Chapters: 8
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The Good The Bad N The Ugly

Chapter 2

Beyonce, Kelly, and Michelle stepped in the club where all of the celebrities were dancing. “It’s pack in here.”

“I know.” Beyonce spotted Pink.

“I’m going to go holla at Pink. Where are ya’ll gone sit so I can know.”

“Over there.” Michelle pointed to an empty table.

“Ok. I’ll be back.” Beyonce approached Pink. “Hey girl.” Pink looked up, and smiled.

“What’s up? How long have you been here?”

“We just got in.” she looked around. “So…how’s the party been?”

“Well…It’s aight. Nothing’s really happening here. I heard they were having a party at the beach. You wanna go?”

“Sure.”

“Okay. Well give me about 10 minutes and I’ll be ready.”

“Cool. I’ll be over there where Michelle and Kelly are.”

“Okay. Later.” Beyonce headed to her table, when she bumped into someone.

“Damn. Can you see where your going?” Kim spoke up. When she realized who it was, a smile formed on her face. “Oh…Beyonce. Wut up girl?”

“Nothing.”

“I thought you were one of them hoes who don’t care who they bump into.”

“That’s alright. So how long have you been here?”

“About an hour. There’s really nothing happening here. I’m about to go to that beach party.”

“So am I. I’m going with the girls, and Pink.”

“Cool. I might go with ya’ll.”

“That’ll be great. We’re leaving in about 10 minutes.”

“Okay. I’ll see you then.”

“Alright. Later.” Beyonce took a seat by Michelle and Kelly. “I’m heading to the beach party with Pink, and Kim. Ya’ll wanna go?”

“Sure.”

“Would you ladies like to order a drink?” a waiter stood in front of them.

“No thanks. I don’t wanna get drunk.”

“I’ll take a wine cooler.” Kelly spoke up.

“Nothing for me.” Michelle added.

“Okay. Be right back with your wine cooler. By the way…I didn’t catch the flavor.

“Make it a tropical fruit punch.”

“Okay.” The waiter walked away.

~~**~~**~~

“UGHHHH! IT IS SOO BORING! I MEAN…WHY ARE THEY TREATING ME LIKE A BABY?” Kiely yelled out of her misery.

“Kiely yelling is not going to get us anywhere. What we need to do is…find a way to get out of here.” Adrienne spoke up.

“Well we can climb out of the window, and put some pillows on the bed like we’re sleeping.” Naturi thought.

“Yeah. Like that’s going to work. That is SOOO old. We need another plan. Why don’t we…” she whispered in their ear.

Naturi, and Kiely’s eyes lit up. “Cool. Great idea.”

~~**~~**~~

Justin and the guys walked in the club where the celebrity party was being held. “Damn. This club is packed. But it doesn’t look like anything’s going on.” Justin spoke up.

“Well…I’m gonna go get a drink. I’ll be back.” Lance left the guys.

“Wut up white boys.” Eminem walked pass them. “Shouldn’t you guys be somewhere else. This is the wrong place to be at.”

“Who are you calling white, Marshall? You’re no different then us.”

“Oh…I maybe white. But at least I don’t act white. So what you crackers need to do is get the hell up out of here.”

“Oh and who’s going to make us?” Justin approached him.

“I’m ‘bout to if you don’t step up off of me.” Eminem pulled out a pocket knife, only noticeable for Justin to see.

“Oooh. And I suppose to be scared of you because you have a little knife in your hand?”

“Hey. Don’t  start nothing guys. I don’t want you guys to be in jail.” Joey spoke up.

“Shut up superman.” Eminem spoke up. He looked at Justin. “As I was saying to country boy here. If you don’t wanna be in jail tonight…I suggest you get up out of here.”

“No. I suggest you get up out my face, Marshall. Because you will be meeting my fist in a few seconds.”

“Haha. And I suppose to get shooked up? Think again, Justy. I don’t run from no one. And I’m sure as hell not running from you fags.”

“Hold up. Who do you think you’re calling a fag? You wanna be black, CRACKER. That’s right. You’re a cracker, and so am I. But none of this color thing matters to me. If it does to you, that’s you. Now you better take every word you just said BACK.”

“And what do you think you’re going to do about it?” Eminem lightly poked him in the stomach with the knife.

“You’ll see. If you don’t stop poking me with that damn thing.”

“OH. Justin’s starting to become brave now.”

“You know what? I think it’s time for Marshall to learn a lesson” Justin spoke deeply.

~~**~~**~~

“Come on you guys.” Lydia stated, as they ran to the house.

“PYTTTTTTTTTTTT! PYT! I LOOVEEEE YOUUUU ASHLEYYYY!” a crazed fan yelled as they continued to run after them.

“Gosh. I’m too tired. I can’t run anymore.” Tracy breathed heavily, as she slowed down.

“You can’t do this now. Do you see all of those people running after us? It’s really a bad time to be stopping.” Ashley pulled her arm.

“Come on Tracy.” Lauran urged. “COME ON GOD DAMNIT! WE CAN’T BE STOPPING LIKE THIS. WE’RE ONLY  3 HOUSES AWAY. You can make it. Come on now.” Lauren and Ashley pulled her with them.

They finally reached the house and quickly ran in. “LOCK THE DOOR!” Lydia yelled. Tracy locked the door, and fell on the sofa.

“Next time don’t leave without bodyguards.” They quickly turned around to stare at their manager.

“Rick? How did you get in here? Did you lock the door like I told you?” Ashley asked Lydia

“Yeah. I swear I did.”

“How many times did I tell you girls to take bodyguards with you whenever you go out in the public?”

“Well…we were only going to the store. And that’s less a block away.”

“BUT…you did not take bodyguards with you. That’s the whole idea.” Lydia walked in the kitchen and fixed herself a cup of water.

“Well…we made it safely home. And that’s all that counts. Now…would you please leave Ashley’s house?” Lydia spoke

“Yeah. My mother should be here soon. She gets off at 4.” They all stared at the clock. “And it’s 15 minutes to 4 now.”

“Farely. I just came here to let Ashley know that…you won’t be able to date Aaron anymore.”

“Huh? Since when did you control my love life?” Ashley rested her hands on her hip.

“Oh…I been controlled your love life since you signed with Epic records. Now…if you don’t stop seeing Mr. Carter you will have to say goodbye to your singing career you have now.” Everyone looked in shock.


Chapter 3

ALL WORK COPYRIGHTED BY SHONA 2001